Picking dem Bones...

I’ve been dealt a good hand in this life and know that I am a very, very lucky lady.

That being said, I have a few bones to pick with the world this week. Here are my bones…

1.      I’ve been binge watching Dawson’s Creek re-runs on Freeform.com in the late evenings. (Mostly because I’m too scared to binge watch The Walking Dead when I’m alone and it’s scary and dark outside). ANYWAY - One of the best things about Dawson’s Creek is the catchy theme song… “I Don’t Want To Wait, for our LIIIVEEEESS to be OVVERRR…,” am I right!? I’m right. So then WHY on EARTH did they change the theme song for the re-runs streaming on TVs around the world? I’m heartbroken, and the new song really sucks. 

2.      What do all of these locations have in common?... Front porches, back porches, dive bars, outside of restaurants, in your own car, in your own home, in your best friend’s basement when his parents are asleep... I’ll tell you what they have in common: They are all great places to smoke! That’s right. There is a list of great places to smoke, and I just made it. You know what place ISN’T on that list? Running and Biking Trails. Dear Smokers, Please DO NOT smoke cigarettes, cigars, joints, etc. on running and biking trails. It both aggravates and infuriates the athletes. Please, let us workout in peace.

3.      I’ve had my fair share of flight delays and cancellations in this lifetime. I’ve also had my fair share of medical emergencies on flights, mechanical errors, and crew mistakes that have derailed my travel plans. If there is a tornado or hurricane outside of the airport, then YES, you can delay my flight and not refund my voyage. But if my flight gets cancelled because there aren’t enough crew members for the plane, then OH-MY-GOSH how can you NOT refund me for that trip? An airline mistake that causes me to miss my cousin’s wedding? I want my money back! And that FAA regulation-sized suitcase I bought online... Do NOT make me check that bag!

4.      One thing that brings me joy in this life is alcohol. A few days a week, this girl loves to have a glass of wine. It’s a relaxing, enjoyable and social ritual that I find absolutely delightful. So why, oh WHY does alcohol have to have calories? Depending on the beverage, two drinks can quickly add up to 300 calories or more. To burn that off, you’d have to run an additional 3 miles. What the heck!? If scientists can invent a calorie-free alcoholic beverage that doesn’t cause hangovers, I’d immediately order a case… or five.

Hmmm, I feel better now that I’ve vented. Consider my bones picked!

Le Television

Television: It brings us such joy. There was a recent article in the Washington Post about how amazing a woman's life became when she gave up TV for a year. I say NONSENSE! My only words for that woman are "You Do You, Girl."

I am QUITE productive outside of TV-land, but love to get lost occasionally in some of the stories and plots that Hollywood has graciously produced for our amusement. Over the years, there have been a number of TV shows that have served me as a great source of comfort and/or welcome escape from reality. Here's a list of some of my favorites.

1) Gilmore Girls - Once you're introduced to the charming, eccentric town of Stars Hollow, you'll never look back.

2) Greek - It's fun to relive college through the eyes of the sororities and fraternities at Cypress Rhodes University.

3) Friends - What famous TV show quotes did NOT come from Friends? Answer: Very few.

4) Sabrina the Teenage Witch - Growing up, I loved watching Sabrina's life unfold every Friday night on TGIF.

5) Boy Meets World - Oh Cory, Oh Tapanga. Oh Sean, Oh Angela. You showed me what true friendship was really about.

6) Once Upon A Time - The perfect show for any Disney fan! Watch your favorite fairy tales come to life in Storybrook, Maine.

7) Grey's Anatomy - Every woman alive wanted to be Meredith Grey at one point in time.

8) The O.C. - Ryan Atwood and Seth Cohen, the OG's of our teenage hearts

9) Orange is the New Black - Watching OITNB always makes me grateful I'm not in women's prison.

10) Shameless - The Gallagher family never fails to entertain.

Get out there any live your lives! But when you need a break every now and then, enjoy binging on your favorite TV shows.

"The Cleanse"

Hello, loyal readers! I've come here today to write about the concept of a "cleanse," or elimination of certain foods in order to feel like a weightless goddess. It's a topic I've both written about and experimented with before. A few years ago, I attempted to do a 3-day fruit and vegetable cleanse. (It was supposed to be a week-long cleanse, but I couldn't fathom the idea of eating nothing but fiber for 7 days). ANYWAY, I got half-way through breakfast on cleanse day #1 when I decided I wanted a big bowl of cereal... and scrambled eggs. Hence, end of cleanse.

There is something incredibly sexy about the idea of a cleanse. You believe that monitoring what you eat for a certain period of time will make you the beautiful, skinny embodiment of health. In some cases, this is in fact the case, and a cleanse will leave you with an abundance of energy, clear skin, flatter tummy and newfound appreciation for produce. Other times, cleanses will make you hangrier than a Basic B who was too busy to go to brunch with her squad.

I have yet to successfully complete a cleanse. (My four long years as a vegan aside). After much thought and deliberation, I think there are two main reasons for my failure... 1) FOMO... 2) Hypoglycemia. If I see a cookie, want the cookie, and don't let myself have the cookie, I get very upset. No, I don't want to eat seven cookies, I just want ONE! And not letting myself have that one cookie is devastating for everyone involved. Additionally, limiting calories or only allowing myself to eat a certain number of meals per day leaves me shaky, weak and full of anger and anxiety.

Maybe someday I will successfully complete "Whole 30," or will only eat colorful produce for a number of days. Until then, I will continue eating as healthy as possible... but won't deny myself the occasional cookie. Balance, variety and flexibility!

January is OVER... Rejoice!

Hello, Loyal Readers! So far, it has been a very interesting 2017. The politics in Washington have been an absolute mess... and horribly entertaining... and disappointing. Mr. Handsome and I went on a cruise to the Bahamas where I was able to frolic with a flamboyance of pink flamingos. We also went to NYC to see an amazing musical my father-in-law wrote. (How cool is that!?) I've spent most of my evenings binge watching Shameless. (If you haven't watched it yet, stop reading this post and go watch it now). And I've spent most of my weekends trying to stay warm while visiting wineries around Northern Virginia. Glug, Glug!

January is always the hardest month of the year for me. It's tough going back to work after the holidays are over and you have to put away the tree and stockings and cookies and carols. It's mind numbing driving to the office when it's dark, and driving home when it's even darker. (Sad Whimper)

BUT- It's February now, and ALL IS WELL! Valentine's Day is right around the corner and we've had a few beautiful 60 and 70 degree days this past week. I have two work trips coming up to Chicago and San Diego which should be very entertaining... and boozy. I'm planning more fun winery and brewery trips this month and just started studying up on the Whole 30 diet, which Mr. Handsome and I are talking about trying in March. (Wish us luck!)

I hope you all are having a fabulous and adventurous 2017, and may you have a romantic and/or scandalous Valentine's Day next week. Cheers!

Happy New Year! 2017

Happy New Years Eve, loyal readers! It's been a wild and crazy 2016. Mr. Handsome and I took a number of fabulous vacations, and we tied the knot in June to officially become Mr. and Mrs. Personally, it has been a momentous year for this optimistic blogger.

Unfortunately, politics around the world were an absolute mess, and peace on earth is becoming a harder and harder goal to achieve. But through all the hard times, we must tread on and hope for the best in the future.

Each year I like to publish an "In and Out" list to review what I believe is "HOT" and "What's Not" in our modern world of wonders. I also like to set New Years resolutions for the year to come. Unlike most humans, I like to set achievable New Years resolutions; ones that I'm pretty much guaranteed to achieve so that I won't feel terrible about myself and feel buckets self-loathing at the end of the year.

My New Years resolution for 2016 was simply to cook more often. And luckily for me, I got tons of pots, pans and nifty appliances at the wedding that helped me achieve my goal! Below are pictures of just some of the delicious meals I made in 2016...

In 2017, I'm stepping up my game and setting TWO resolutions...

ONE: Read more books

TWO: Get my finances in order

I have a list of 27 books that I'd like to tackle. I realistically know that reading ALL of them will never happen, but I would like to finish as many as possible next year. I've also been meaning to get my finances in order for years, so I'm finally saying that 2017 will be the year! YAY GOALS!

And now, the infamous "In and Out" list...

What's HOT?

Vacations to Iceland, Germany & Cuba

Heavy, Hearty & Spiced Craft Beers

Leather Jeggings

Hygge

Silver, Gold and Chrome

Puppies dressed as BB8 and R2D2

What's NOT?

Wine served in anything but wine glasses

U.S. Politics and everything and everyone involved

Peasant Sleeves

Crossfit

Neon

Puppies dressed like other animals

I wish you all a very, very Happy New Year. Bring it on, 2017!

Happy Early Thanksgiving!

Hello, loyal readers! It's the Sunday before Thanksgiving, so I hope you all have started cutting back in preparation of stuffing your faces this upcoming Thursday. Thanksgiving is almost here, and what a great holiday it is! You get to wake-up and watch an awesome parade, followed by a hearty meal, pie, lots of alcohol, pie, and wholesome family drama. If you're like me and Mr. Handsome, you'll be squeezing a killer long run into your schedule before the parade. This year will be our 4th annual Thanksgiving Tofurkey Trot. GOBBLE GOBBLE!

In honor of the upcoming holiday, I thought it would be nice to post a heart-felt yet semi-sarcastic list of the things I'm grateful for this year. I listed 11 things, because that's my lucky number, and I thought any more than that would be obnoxious.

1) I'm not planning a wedding this year. THANK GOD! Been there, done that.

2) Mr. Handsome, and his acceptance of my silly quirks and oddities.

3) Pinot Noir

4) My Job. Many people don't have them, and mine's pretty great. I'm very lucky.

5) Having family live locally, so we don't have to battle crowds at the airports over the holidays.

6) Air-conditioning and central heating... I don't understand how our ancestors survived without it.

7) Craft Beer

8) Netflix

9) Running, and that I'm blessed with the health and ability to do it.

10) Justin Timberlake... Because he brought sexy back.

11) Summer, because winter is freaking cold.

Tell me, what are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?

Richmond Birthday + Race Funzies!

Hello, Loyal Readers! Today is November 13th, meaning my birthday was two days ago. YAY! I am officially 29 years old. (And I swear, it was my first 29th birthday.... Not my 3rd, not my 12th, my FIRST 29th birthday)

Truth be told... I absolutely love birthdays. Birthdays are day-long events thrown in your honor where everyone is nice to you, buys you gifts, shoves alcohol at you, does any crazy activity you want and pays for food from restaurants that you choose. What is NOT to love!?

For my birthday, I was treated to filling meals at some AWESOME restaurants! My co-workers took me for tasty ramen near the office, my parents devoured amazing Greek tapas with me in DC, and some friends took me out for upscale pizza and pasta in Richmond. Mr. Handsome was best of all, taking me for a lovely birthday walk to our neighborhood bakery and dog park, treating me to drinks and food at amazing breweries and restaurants in Richmond, and being my #1 spectator at the half-marathon I ran Saturday. He also bought me a new Fit-Bit, (rose gold, to match my new iPhone, obvi), which should be arriving next week.

I am absolutely stuffed from all the food and beer, and am ridiculously sore from PR'ing in the half-marathon, (smirkity smirk), but am so looking forward to another birthday in exactly 363 days. #30andFabulous