I'd like to talk to you all today about wisdom teeth removal...
It's absolutely HORRIBLE! Worst possibly idea anyone ever had. I got my wisdom teeth removed one week ago today, and I'm still in pain. YES, 8 days later and I'm still not functioning. All 4 of my wisdom teeth were incredibly impacted, (see picture above), which is likely the cause of all my suffering...
I took 4 Vicoden and 16 Advil each day for 5 days as my doctor ordered, and was still in pain. All that medicine did was make me high, delusional, dizzy, nauseous, exhausted, moody, and emotionally unstable. Since stopping the Vicoden, I've had terrible headaches. Headaches that make me cry, whine, and not want to do anything but sit on the couch and mope.
On top of all the pain: I can't open my mouth wider than a centimeter, everything I eat gets stuck in my tooth holes, my back gums are detached from my teeth and constantly bleed, and my nasal passage is now somehow connected to my mouth so that when I sneeze, all the snot comes out my mouth! I've been SO MISERABLE!
PHEW, I really needed a good vent. Thanks for reading... In other news: Sex & the City II comes out this Friday! Everyone should go and see it. WOOHOO!

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