For those of you who've been following Life's A Musical for some time, you know that I've written a handful of posts about my mother's occasional nonsensical outbursts. Every once in awhile, we'll have a conversation that makes me fear the state of my mind in 30 years. Here's a "fun" little conversation that took place today...
Me: "Hey, Mom. Guess who just got engaged? It's someone we know pretty well."
Mom: "Oh my God, YOU!?"
Me: ".................... Are you for real?"
Mom: "Ok, let me guess.... (Insert name of random boy I dated briefly in high school)"
Me: "..................... Again, are you for real? Out of all the people it could be, you guess (Insert name of random boy I dated briefly in high school)"
Mom: "Oh, I know!..... (Insert name of cousin who isn't currently dating anyone)"
Me: "Mom, come on. Give me a serious guess here."
Mom: "Oh, is it (Insert name of random friend I haven't talked to in about 7 years)?"
Me: "Wow, you are really bad at this game."
Mom: "Is it your brother!?"
Me: "UGH! Mom, NO! It's Antonio & Hannah!"
Congratulations, guys!

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