Am I Too Old To Be Homesick!?

Things I miss about the United States:

1) Air Conditioning
2) My Suped-up Oatmeal Breakfast
3) Gas-guzzling SUVs
4) Mom
5) Dad
6) Whole Foods
7) Brian
8) Customer Service
9) The English Language
10) Clothes Dryers
11) Paved Streets
12) Wireless Internet Access